They taste like fried chicken

I recently attended a seminar on racial equality consciousness raising. Seminar leader Jurgen Stroop shared with us, in his own special caring way, methods of making our thoughts and words more and more politically correct. Several of the participants were moved to tears, it was so touching.

Tell each ethnic village-type that you find other ethnic village-types positive in a manner in harmony with the ethnic village-type's particular ebonic-like language.

For example, Chinese people have a positive cultural value on chicken, especially eating chicken. So, tell Chinese-Canadians that you find that Black-Canadians taste like chicken.

For example, Black people have a positive cultural value on fried chicken, especially eating fried chicken. So, tell Black-Canadians that you find that Chinese-Canadians taste like fried chicken.

This will help spread around racial equality in your personal biosphere.

Pretty well all of Toronto's homeless population celebrate split personality wellness. Split-Personality-Canadians embrace pre-Christian beliefs in the evils of bathing and the spiritual power of urinary self-annointing. You can share in this world-view by adding the spiritual power of your urine to the sleeping Split-Personality-Canadians as a blessing shower aimed at the Fung-Wung chakra located in the face.

Time to unload your reservoir of caring upon those less fortunate.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.