We'll See if He's Really a Macho Man

Victor Edward Willis, the original cop in the 70's group, The Village People, has been re-arrested:

Willis, 54, was arrested July 11 when police found crack cocaine, drug paraphernalia and a loaded gun in his car during a routine traffic stop in Daly City, a suburb of San Francisco. A $15,000 felony warrant for narcotics possession had already been issued for Willis, so when the cop pulled him over he was arrested on the spot.

The singer was free on $100,000 bail until he refused to face the music and skipped a court hearing in October. Willis wasn't off the radar for long, however--he was nabbed Mar. 26 when yet another traffic stop turned into a drug bust, with police finding bags of cocaine in the car. Both Willis and the woman he was riding around with tried to give fake names to the arresting officer.

I'd like to give Victor a little advice to help him through this trying time:

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, try and not make a sound.
I said, young man, Bubba will finish with you in a sec,
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, It's called jail, dontcha know,
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
It's never a good idea to bend over in the shower...

It's fun to stay at the M-A-X-I-M-U-M S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y P-R-I-S-O-N,
It's fun to stay at the M-A-X-I-M-U-M S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y P-R-I-S-O-N.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the M-A-X-I-M-U-M S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y P-R-I-S-O-N,
It's fun to stay at the M-A-X-I-M-U-M S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y P-R-I-S-O-N.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
Just don't let Bubba hear you squeal...

Strangely enough, I only had to change a few words in that song. It's as if that tune was actually made for Victor.

Go West, Victor, Go West