If you're a straight penguin, then you're odd

Thanks to Rycrisp for pointing out another gay penguin article to me.

Gay penguins are to 2005 what the Village People were to 1978. Are you thinking that didn't make any sense? Doesn't it? Or does it make so much sense that your stomach feels like it has just been gutted? That's what I thought.

A German zoo has scrapped plans to break up homosexual penguin couples following protests from gay rights groups.
The Bremerhaven Zoo had earlier flown in four female Humboldt penguins in an attempt to encourage three couples discovered to be all male to reproduce.

The zoo originally defended the experiment, claiming that the birds were an endangered species, but following protests from gay rights groups, director Heike Kueck has said that the zoo is abandoning the plan.

Thank goodness that German homosexual rights groups had some spare time on their hands to stop the grave injustice that was going to be perpetrated on the homosexual penguins of Germany.

If you look very closely, the penguin on the left seems to be groping the penguin on the rights ass.

Penguin lust, that's what it's all about, baby.