Gay penguin goes straight

Tired of being the catcher and not the pitcher, a gay penguin bids farewell to the penguin ass that has kept him happy for six years:

New York City's most famous gay penguin couple has split up.

How many gay penguin couples does New York have to make this gay penguin couple the *most famous*?

Even worse, one of them has taken up with a female penguin new to the Central Park Zoo (search), the New York Post reports.

I don't get it, how does taking up with a female penguin make it "even worse"? I hate the penguinaphobes at FOX.

Silo and Roy, two male chinstrap penguins native to the South Atlantic, made local headlines six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship.

Chinstrap penguins? That's too funny. I suppose the female penguin is called a "wraparound".

Since then, the pair have successfully hatched and raised an adopted chick — after trying to incubate a rock — and become role models for six other same-sex couples among penguins at the zoo.

After a few dozen rye and gingers, the Mayor has often been found trying to incubate a rock. I'll admit it, I did come on to that rock, but how can you blame me, look at the way it was dressed.

So there were seven gay penguin couples at the New York zoo, that's pretty wild. I guess penguins are pretty gay then, that settles that. It makes sense though, because the gayest NHL team is the Pittsbugh Penguins, they're quite notorious really.

Silo and his hot-feathered home-wrecker have yet to produce an egg, but they've been busy trying.

On Thursday, Roy, all alone, sat disconsolately at the edge of the penguin area, staring at the wall.

HAHA, how gay is that? I'm surprised it didn't try to mount it.

The only thing funnier than straight animal sex, is homosexual animal sex where the couple eventually breaks up when a cuter opposite sex animal comes into play and one of the homosexual animals dump its homosexual animal lover and goes straight.

That always makes me laugh.

I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm a penguin.