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Monday, September 19, 2005

She's too sexy for her Church, too sexy for her church

Caterina Bonci said Church authorities decided she was just too attractive and dressed too sexy to teach religion after 14 years on the job.

The Church says it sacked the 38-year-old blonde from the central Adriatic city of Fano because she is divorced.

She said she has never hidden her 2000 divorce from Church authorities, dresses down when teaching and defended her right to dress how she likes in her private life.

“I don’t see what it matters if a teacher is good looking or not as long she is qualified,” she told Reuters by telephone.
I'd have to side with the church on this one. Let's face it, the chick is a liar. She is neither a real blonde, nor is she sexy. She doesn't even dress sexy like she says she does. She's wearing a pair of ripped jeans to cover her big ass, there's nothing sexy about that at all.

If she lies about the little things, who knows what else she's been lying about. I bet you that she's been telling her Sunday school class that Jesus was a Jew when everyone knows that he was a Puerto Rican.

And you can't trust a woman who has man hands. Take a look at those things, it's like she's wearing hockey gloves. Sorry sister, homey don't play dat.

Article of an ugly man handed bad dressing not real blonde big assed liar can be found here.

posted by The Mayor at 10:48 AM

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