Jennifer Aniston says something

It's true, Jennifer spoke and the words just flew out of her mouth.

In her first TV interview since her marital breakup with Brad Pitt in January, Jennifer Aniston opened up to Oprah Winfrey on Monday.

Asked, "What are you most looking forward to as you move forward in your life?" Aniston answered: "I love the unknown. I love the discovery of what will be happening and just kind of sitting back and not knowing."

I'm the same way, I love not knowing anything. More than anything in life I love not knowing a single thing that's going to happen. I like to be kept in the dark at all times, I absolutely detest knowing something.

If I had a choice whether to know something or having something suddenly fly up into my face and cause me chaos, I'll take the chaos every time.

But the interview really wasn't about Jennifer, it was about Oprah. Eventually, in life, everything will be about Oprah. Oprah this and Oprah that, I'm surprised she isn't the President of the world yet, she deserves it, cuz she's Oprah.

Winfrey also addressed the widely reported incident of her being turned away from the Hermes boutique in Paris this summer.

Winfrey accepted an on-air apology from the U.S. president of the French luxury-goods chain, Robert Chavez, who said he was sorry that the store clerk in Paris didn't recognize Oprah. She, in turn, told Chavez: "I wasn't trying to play that celebrity card."

Of course she wasn't trying to play the celebrity card, that's not like her, she's very reserved and quiet.

I do feel sorry for Oprah though, I can see why she was upset. I remember a time not too long ago when I was *snubbed* by a Tim Hortons girl.

I went to Timmy's and ordered a steeped tea, an English breakfast tea if I'm not mistaken. I watched the girl pour the hot water into the cup, and I was shocked, appalled really, when I saw her stir the boiling water with a metal spoon and not a plastic one.

I screamed bloody murder and caused quite a scene. The girl immediately apologized to me, but I demanded to see a manager. The manager came out and apologized to me and said that the tea was "on the house". That was hardly satisfactory to me, so I went home and made a series of phone calls to the Tim Hortons head office, sent out a few dozen emails and phoned the local papers.

The President of Tim Hortons called me back and offered me an apology, but that would hardly suffice, for I had been wronged. So I got on the phone and called Paul Martin, the Prime Minister of Canada, and told him what happened.

Only when Paul Martin addressed the nation and told every single Canadian what happened to me was I even close to being satisfied. I still can't sleep at night, and now I have a violent temper and find myself often beating runaways and homeless people for no good reason.

But just because I'm a *celebrity* doesn't mean I was playing the celebrity card. You have to trust me on that one.

Article about Oprah...errrr, I mean Jennifer Aniston, can be found here.