Save Juan
This sad story has come to the attention of the Fenris Universal Caring Knowledge Union …
File number 97,288,276 Confidential
Name: Juan Juanison Gender: Male
Sex: Bi-sexual Language: Aztec
Backstory:
Juan came to Sweden in his early twenties, seeking a better life for himself and members of his kin group. After only a few years in Sweden, the brutal oppression and extreme bias forced him to be humiliated and exit the country and seek to re-build his life in Holland. The fascist Swedish government is hunting poor Juan with trumped up charges of welfare fraud, spousal abuse, non payment of child support, and violations of the culturally insensitive restaurant cleanliness act.
Juan came to Holland in his mid twenties, seeking a better life for himself and members of his kin group. After only a few years in Holland, the brutal oppression and extreme bias forced him to be humiliated and exit the country and seek to re-build his life in America. The neo-nazi Dutch government is hunting poor Juan with trumped up charges of drug dealing, assault, non payment of child support, and public urination.
Juan came to America in his late twenties, seeking a better life for himself and members of his kin group. After only a few years in America, the brutal oppression and extreme bias forced him to be humiliated and exit the country and seek to re-build his life in Canada. The war mongering American government is hunting poor Juan with trumped up charges of illegal possession of a firearm, sodomy, welfare fraud, and bestiality.
Juan has a close and loving family:
Sven Tlaloc, age 12
Brunhilda, age 11
Olaf Tezcatlipolka, age 10
Trojan, age 9
Horst Greenfood, age 8
Gretta-Barbarella, age 7
Trudi-Fonda, age 6
Ursula, age 5
Rainbow Peacewarrior, age 4
Mandingo, age 3
Malcom XXX, age 2
Kerry-Hope, age 1
Juan’s experience in Canada
Like most law abiding freedom seekers to this country, Juan came to Canada with a forged visa under an assumed name. Because of racism, he was unable to buy a visa from the Canadian embassy in Washington, even though he sent them a letter from the county jail in San Jose written by his cell mate.
As a freedom fighter for Aztec AIDS awareness and Stop Eating Meat, he was forced to cross the border by bus using the services of the notorious smuggling gang of Grey Coach. The brutal mercenary white chain smoking heteronormative thug ticket agent humiliated poor Juan by demanding money up front for his fare (contrary to the Aztec custom of easy credit for smuggling operations) and then the cruel ex-military sadist bus driver further humiliated helpless Juan by forcing him to clean up the puddle of urine he left on the bus as a blessing from the Earth Mother.
Once safely in Toronto, more correctly know as Sugah-City in the Aztec ebonic dialect, Juan contacted a helpful civil rights activist who was manning the dissent kiosk at the bus station.
Within an hour, Juan was in the loving diverse arms of the Social Services family … he had a welfare check, a big bag of food from the food bank, a place to stay, a drivers license, and pre-registration in a community college as a liberal arts major. That afternoon, Juan went to his ‘front of the line’ health check up, leaving with peace of mind and a pocket full of condoms and Living with AIDS brochures.
Juan spent the next few months getting to know the city and its diverse multi-gendered peoples as he attended English as a second language courses, Living with AIDS courses, and started to learn a new trade - as a Social Worker with a minor in Teaching. All his needs were provided for … plenty of money when ever he needed it as he applied as Juan, John, and Juen in the Downtown, East, and Etobicoke offices of Social Services … plenty of food from the food bank or from restaurants when he told them he could not pay the bill … and health care for his tuberculosis, AIDS, and a knife wound he got when a white supremacist (disguised as an ethnic taxi driver) slashed him in a cultural misunderstanding … demanding cash for the taxi ride when it is Aztec culture to not pay for anything except on the 33rd day of the month of Xepetopec.
Then things got hurtful for poor defenseless and innocent Juan. The evil racist bigoted militant police gang sought out Juan (as opposed to John or Juen) as some sort of so called criminal. This hurt Juan’s feelings and he felt humiliated.
The police took Juan to their secret dungeon at Church and Wellesley, and brutalized Juan, as they do to every single ethnic minority that falls into their clutches. Juan was stripped and beaten with a rubber hose. Then he was made to wear a black leather collar with spikes and forced to crawl around on the floor while making ‘woof woof’ sounds. Juan was made to endure the ordeals of the hot tub and the shower and the sauna, where he engaged in involuntary sex acts, against his will, all the while wearing the humiliating leather collar that signified his inferior status in racist Canadian culture. Oh, how Juan bravely struggled against his burly monolingual assailants.
The next morning Juan was released. The corrupt police (Juan will never forget the smell of their latex rubber uniforms) gave Juan some money to buy his silence, but Juan is a freedom fighter activist earth warrior and went right away to stop injustice. But it was Sunday, and the legal aid office number was just an answering machine.
The situation right now and what you can do about it
Nobody would help Juan. His ESL teacher would not help. His Living with AIDS teacher only gave him a free blood test chit and a brochure. His Social Work 101 instructor hasn’t had office hours that are convenient with Juan’s busy social schedule. His food bank co-ordinator told him to talk to his social worker. His landlord will not talk to Juan about anything but his overdue rent and property damages. His social worker will not talk to Juan until he apologizes for spitting on her. His member of parliament is in Switzerland. Juan is not getting any help from anybody. Who will help Juan?
I want you to help Juan. I want to take this to the courts and guarantee Juans right to citizenship and services in this racist tyranny, and I want Juan to get the education he needs to speak english and get a rewarding career as an activist social worker.
Can I count on your support for one hundred dollars?
Will that be Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?
File number 97,288,276 Confidential
Name: Juan Juanison Gender: Male
Sex: Bi-sexual Language: Aztec
Backstory:
Juan came to Sweden in his early twenties, seeking a better life for himself and members of his kin group. After only a few years in Sweden, the brutal oppression and extreme bias forced him to be humiliated and exit the country and seek to re-build his life in Holland. The fascist Swedish government is hunting poor Juan with trumped up charges of welfare fraud, spousal abuse, non payment of child support, and violations of the culturally insensitive restaurant cleanliness act.
Juan came to Holland in his mid twenties, seeking a better life for himself and members of his kin group. After only a few years in Holland, the brutal oppression and extreme bias forced him to be humiliated and exit the country and seek to re-build his life in America. The neo-nazi Dutch government is hunting poor Juan with trumped up charges of drug dealing, assault, non payment of child support, and public urination.
Juan came to America in his late twenties, seeking a better life for himself and members of his kin group. After only a few years in America, the brutal oppression and extreme bias forced him to be humiliated and exit the country and seek to re-build his life in Canada. The war mongering American government is hunting poor Juan with trumped up charges of illegal possession of a firearm, sodomy, welfare fraud, and bestiality.
Juan has a close and loving family:
Sven Tlaloc, age 12
Brunhilda, age 11
Olaf Tezcatlipolka, age 10
Trojan, age 9
Horst Greenfood, age 8
Gretta-Barbarella, age 7
Trudi-Fonda, age 6
Ursula, age 5
Rainbow Peacewarrior, age 4
Mandingo, age 3
Malcom XXX, age 2
Kerry-Hope, age 1
Juan’s experience in Canada
Like most law abiding freedom seekers to this country, Juan came to Canada with a forged visa under an assumed name. Because of racism, he was unable to buy a visa from the Canadian embassy in Washington, even though he sent them a letter from the county jail in San Jose written by his cell mate.
As a freedom fighter for Aztec AIDS awareness and Stop Eating Meat, he was forced to cross the border by bus using the services of the notorious smuggling gang of Grey Coach. The brutal mercenary white chain smoking heteronormative thug ticket agent humiliated poor Juan by demanding money up front for his fare (contrary to the Aztec custom of easy credit for smuggling operations) and then the cruel ex-military sadist bus driver further humiliated helpless Juan by forcing him to clean up the puddle of urine he left on the bus as a blessing from the Earth Mother.
Once safely in Toronto, more correctly know as Sugah-City in the Aztec ebonic dialect, Juan contacted a helpful civil rights activist who was manning the dissent kiosk at the bus station.
Within an hour, Juan was in the loving diverse arms of the Social Services family … he had a welfare check, a big bag of food from the food bank, a place to stay, a drivers license, and pre-registration in a community college as a liberal arts major. That afternoon, Juan went to his ‘front of the line’ health check up, leaving with peace of mind and a pocket full of condoms and Living with AIDS brochures.
Juan spent the next few months getting to know the city and its diverse multi-gendered peoples as he attended English as a second language courses, Living with AIDS courses, and started to learn a new trade - as a Social Worker with a minor in Teaching. All his needs were provided for … plenty of money when ever he needed it as he applied as Juan, John, and Juen in the Downtown, East, and Etobicoke offices of Social Services … plenty of food from the food bank or from restaurants when he told them he could not pay the bill … and health care for his tuberculosis, AIDS, and a knife wound he got when a white supremacist (disguised as an ethnic taxi driver) slashed him in a cultural misunderstanding … demanding cash for the taxi ride when it is Aztec culture to not pay for anything except on the 33rd day of the month of Xepetopec.
Then things got hurtful for poor defenseless and innocent Juan. The evil racist bigoted militant police gang sought out Juan (as opposed to John or Juen) as some sort of so called criminal. This hurt Juan’s feelings and he felt humiliated.
The police took Juan to their secret dungeon at Church and Wellesley, and brutalized Juan, as they do to every single ethnic minority that falls into their clutches. Juan was stripped and beaten with a rubber hose. Then he was made to wear a black leather collar with spikes and forced to crawl around on the floor while making ‘woof woof’ sounds. Juan was made to endure the ordeals of the hot tub and the shower and the sauna, where he engaged in involuntary sex acts, against his will, all the while wearing the humiliating leather collar that signified his inferior status in racist Canadian culture. Oh, how Juan bravely struggled against his burly monolingual assailants.
The next morning Juan was released. The corrupt police (Juan will never forget the smell of their latex rubber uniforms) gave Juan some money to buy his silence, but Juan is a freedom fighter activist earth warrior and went right away to stop injustice. But it was Sunday, and the legal aid office number was just an answering machine.
The situation right now and what you can do about it
Nobody would help Juan. His ESL teacher would not help. His Living with AIDS teacher only gave him a free blood test chit and a brochure. His Social Work 101 instructor hasn’t had office hours that are convenient with Juan’s busy social schedule. His food bank co-ordinator told him to talk to his social worker. His landlord will not talk to Juan about anything but his overdue rent and property damages. His social worker will not talk to Juan until he apologizes for spitting on her. His member of parliament is in Switzerland. Juan is not getting any help from anybody. Who will help Juan?
I want you to help Juan. I want to take this to the courts and guarantee Juans right to citizenship and services in this racist tyranny, and I want Juan to get the education he needs to speak english and get a rewarding career as an activist social worker.
Can I count on your support for one hundred dollars?
Will that be Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?
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