Anger and Management

Cliff Yablonski Hates You is home to perhaps the angriest man in the universe. Even I wouldn't say this:

STOP E-MAILING ME YOU WORTHLESS HUMPHATS! Maybe this update to my page, hot on the heels of the last one, can get you assholes to shut up for five seconds! Don't you have anything else to do with your lives? Go flip burgers at Dracula's Blood Barn or something you swollen rejects.

That's right to the point.

Here's another line Yablonski used that made me laugh:

IF YOU THINK I'M LATE WITH MY UPDATE THEN YOU APPARENTLY CAN'T DO SIMPLE FUCKING MATH AND I SHOULD HEAD OVER TO YOUR TRAILER PARK AND STOMP IN YOUR SKULL AND DIG GOLF TEES INTO YOUR WORTHLESS LUNGS.

And all in Caps to boot, nice job.

My campaign Manager, Chris Strange has asked that this week be declared *Animal Awareness Week*. His weekly update is absolutely filled with animal links. Not the pornorific kind, but funny sites, like Dress your gay dog .

I'm afraid that I cannot declare this week *Animal Awareness Week*, because this is "I love My Baby Momma" week in Mitchieville. The first 100 baby momma's that eat at Denny's this Wednesday receive a free red rose(compliments of Denny's and the Mayor).