The Mayor Gets Jiggy Wit' It

Blogspot, you're Not
hot,
you Suck
bad Ass.
You need to Work
on Fixin'
your Problems,
because your Performance
so far
has been Shit.

Why can't I POST?
Host,
you're Crap,
100%.
You should Fix
the internal Errors,
And put out
a Better product.

Why are you so Slow?
oh no,
blogspot is Bleeding again,
go get my hip waders.
Will THIS post
get deleted?
there's a 50% chance
that it Might.

Why you crash,
smash,
all the Hard work
go bye bye.
You have very Limited options,
but that's o.k.
at least it's
Free.