Mommy packs quite a delicious Lunch for her Son

Do you think your family is dysfunctional? Try this family on for size.

A 41-Year-Old mother was arrested at a Ferndale school for allegedly delivering a syringe full of heroin to her son.
Sheila Black, 41, of Metamora, was arrested in the parking lot of Ferndale High School on Pinecrest Street Tuesday during the school's lunch hour, according to a report in The Daily Tribune. Police said they set up surveillance of Black after they received a tip that she was planning to give the heroin to her son.
"She took one of the packs of heroin and cooked it up in a spoon and drew the liquid into a syringe so he could take it into a bathroom at school and shoot it up," said Ferndale police Detective George Hartley in the paper's report.

My mom only packed me ham sandwiches when I was a boy, I feel short changed now. I do get the feeling however that this mom isn't the type to write her son's name in his underwear like my mom did.

Black told police she talked to her son over the weekend and agreed to obtain heroin after he threatened to harm himself if he did not get the drugs, the paper reported.

I can just hear the stimulating breakfast conversation these two must have over morning breakfast.

Mom: it's cold
Son: what?
Mom: what?
Son: huh?
Mom:huh?
Son: what?
Mom whu?
Son: it's cold
Mom: huh?
Son: what?
Mom: what?
Son; huh?
Mom: it's cold
Son: shove that needle in my eye right now