It's Official, German Women are Whores

Remember upon reading this, that Europeans are enlightened, smarter than us, more nuanced, better people really. They live in a Utopia where we as North Americans live in a festering den of shit. We need to follow their example, as they are the shining light upon which we should base our morals and principles.

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services'' at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year.
Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefit. Last month German unemployment rose for the 11th consecutive month to 4.5 million, taking the number out of work to its highest since reunification in 1990.

It's funny, I thought every German woman was born a prostitute, and if she couldn't find a job hooking, she had to work in a giant VW plant. That's ass backwards.

Miss Garweg said that women who had worked in call centres had been offered jobs on telephone sex lines. At one job centre in the city of Gotha, a 23-year-old woman was told that she had to attend an interview as a "nude model", and should report back on the meeting. Employers in the sex industry can also advertise in job centres, a move that came into force this month. A job centre that refuses to accept the advertisement can be sued.

Why Mitchieville didn't think of this first, I'll never know. Those Germans are deep thinkers. If this law wasn't invented by a bunch of horny sauerkraut eating perverts, then I'm a goose-steppin' brown shirt square head. Brilliant I say, simply brilliant.