Apparently, drunks like to shove things up their asses

HOUSTON (Reuters) A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.
Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.
"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."
Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.

I'm still not sure I understand this, was she putting the bottles up his ass, or did she at least have the common decency to un-cork them.

Here's a tip for anyone who's thinking about getting an enema. Don't do it. The ass is suppose to be used as an exit, not an entrance, at least as far as shoving foreign objects in there. Now I know that anything that's ever been in a Sears catalogue has at one time been shoved in someone's anal cavity, but that just doesn't make it right. If your a drunkard and you're hanging for some booze and can't drink it, grab a needle and shove it into your vain, any vain will do. Under no circumstances are you to apply booze in your rectum, let alone letting someone else apply booze in your rectum. Rectum? Fuckin' killed him. (I've been dying to use that joke).