I didn't take no Stereo

That title I used is in reference to what the disgraced ex gold medal, Olympic fraud, Bed Johnson said to a reporter after being asked if he took Steroids.

North American athletes love taking steroids. They don't care if it's a needle in the arm or a 12" syringe in the eye socket, they just want to cozy up to the dope. Lovin' da dope. Big dopers. The hard part for them comes when the athlete has to test for steroids. There are many hard ways to try to hide your steroid use. For instance, you can drain all your blood and then re-fill with other peoples blood after you've been tested, that makes sense to me. You can even bring someone else's piss into the examining room and try to do the old switch-aroonie. The chances of you getting caught are pretty high, you reap what you sow, aint it the truth bro?

Now we have a product that athletes and people who work at places that have mandatory drug testing can both use. Yes, the Whizzinator is here and has made worrying about failing the drug test a thing of the past. You really have to see it to believe it, but if you"re in the workplace you might want to wait until you get home before going there(wink wink, nudge nudge).

There are also some helpful tips on how to use the Whizzinator, the do's and dont's if you will. A "hands on guide" that takes you through the steps from strapping it on, to how to make the sound of pee going into a Styrofoam cup. Amazement abounds.

Now the West German women's shot putting team can sleep well at night, for the Whizzinator has taken care of all their dirty urine needs.