Time Is Running out until VD

Less than 48 hours to go, can you feel the excitement cursing through your veins, like the rush a coke addict has when the first crystals of blow penetrate their proboscis. Man, if I felt any better, I'd cancel my Health insurance. I am so totally ready for VD right now. I have all my presents bought, all that's left is the satisfying blow job I'm going to receive because I'm such a thoughtful fucker. How about you, do you have everything boughten? Are you going to get your knob polished like the Mayor is? No? Sucks to be you..hehe. Don't worry, I've got something that you can get, it'll make everything better. Tell your cock to quiet down, all is not lost.

I know my suggestions for gifts have been kind of risque thus far, if risque is a word, however this next gift is the cats ass. I don't want to even describe this, it just makes sense to go there and see it for yourself. Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. Like a picture of Pamela Anderson naked and bending over to pick up thumb tacks, it just leaves you speechless.

Go here and have a boo at this simply amazing gift. For a change I'm not pulling your chain, this is actually a really cool thing.