Wood & Coal--Back In Vogue

Environmentalists have been very happy lately because rising gas prices have meant less cars on the road and more conservation. Yay momma Gaea! I'd like to be the first to wreck their happiness, by telling the filthy tree huggers, rising gas prices has led to an increase in the average Joe six-pack raping momma Gaea. Yay earth rapists!

More area residents will be heating their homes with wood pellets, coal and fireplaces next winter than anytime in the recent past, as they seek alternatives to skyrocketing fuel oil and natural gas costs.

Sales of pellet stoves and related equipment nationwide is estimated to have increased more than 50 percent in the first half of 2008, according to one industry source.

The cost for a home totally heated by pellets and using three tons of wood pellets per season is expected to be in the vicinity of $750 to $1,000 this winter, she said.

An Attleboro area home using 500 gallons of fuel oil that cost $1,275 to heat last year with fuel at $2.55 per gallon could well cost its owner $2,170 this year at the current average price of $4.34.

Either by hook or by crook, I will not live in a world where I can't rape its natural resources.

When faced with financial ruin, people will explore any avenue to cut their costs. If this means burning coal, so be it. If this means chopping down a few trees, so be it. If this means filling up their stoves with the eyeballs of puppy dogs, so be it. Sure, the environment is important to people, but do you know what is far more important? Not dying of starvation. And that's where environmentalism ends with most people. If you're making money hand over fist, then sure, you don't mind shelling out a few nickles for the environment. However, if the choice is between steak or giving away hard earned loot to some jackass who wears a jean jacket with a stupid button with an even dumber slogan about the environment on the stupid button, well, the environment can burn to the ground for all the average schmuck cares. I know this to be true, for I am a schmuck like you. Schmuck.

It's a disco inferno

I Don't Recycle No More: The Video

count your tears as they pour
i leave my butts at your door
and i don't recycle no more.

I, Mike of the London Fog, double-cross-posted this.

Australia Has Doomed Humanity

A study released last week and reported in the never wrong Globe and Mail stated that Antarctica is melting at an alarming rate and may cause global water levels to rise by 60 meters (180 feet):

One of the biggest worries about global warming has been its potential to affect the stability of the Antarctic ice sheet, a vast storehouse of frozen water that would inundate the world's coastal regions if it were to melt because of a warming climate.

The huge implications posed by the health of the ice sheet have prompted major scientific interest into whether it is growing, shrinking, or stable, with no clear consensus among researchers about its overall trend. But a new study released yesterday, based on some of the most extensive measurements to date of the continent's ice mass, presents a worrisome development: Antarctica's ice sheet is shrinking, at a rate that increased dramatically from 1996 to 2006.

Never known to worry about political correctness, or current global trends, our colonial thief-cousins from downunder have decided to flood the earth and doom humanity by starting daily airline flights to Antarctica.

The statist Australian Civilian Aviation Safety Authority approved the daily Airbus 319 flights, flights that will land on a newly built Firefox style 4 mile long ice runway (video can be seen here), after considering many pertinent safety facts such as fuel requirements and emergency landing sites. It appears though the horrific eco effect of the 8 hour return flights to earths most fragile continent wasn't one of them. Where is the talk of the environment? Where are our Carbon Credits? Where is Algore when you need him? The world demands answers!

How can we blog knowing that our fate has been sealed by a bunch of beer swilling hooligans from Convict Isle? Instead of blogging now Fenris worries about the fate of Marginalized Action Dinosaur as Lake Winnipeg boils over. The Mayor, a blogging giant amoung men, frets over the fate of his waterfront properties in Belize, Jamaica, Hawaii, Madagascar, Texas, Italy and Sarnia instead of writing posts. Australia must be stopped before it is too late. You as a citizen blog reading activist can stop the horror downunder: send Fenris your money - send all of it (PayPal, Visa, Canadian Tyre cash and Carbon Credits accepted).

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The Earth Is Saved!

On the left we have International Environmentalist, Algore. For our international readers, the guy on the right is Canadian Environmentalist and leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition, Stephane Dion (see: here and here ). What kind of environmentalist is Stephane? He has a dog named Kyoto. What kind of leader is he? He flew all the way to Bali from Ottawa for this photo op. Discuss amongst yourselves...

Update: Senator Marginalized Action Dinosaur has a great post here .

Save The Planet--Tax Babies

Writing in today's Medical Journal of Australia, Associate Professor Barry Walters--medical *expert*--said every couple with more than two children should be taxed, to offset the carbon emissions the child will expound during the course of its life.

And what would the tax be?

A $5000-plus "baby levy" at birth and an annual carbon tax of up to $800 a child.

And that's not all the good doctor is calling for--

...called for condoms and "greenhouse-friendly" services such as sterilisation procedures to earn carbon credits.

And he implied the Federal Government should ditch the $4133 baby bonus and consider population controls like those in China and India.

As evidenced by Toni Vernelli--the woman who chose sterilization to, as she put it, "protect the planet", and more and more high-profile doctors, this line of thinking is becoming very popular.

The main argument the population control folk have is this: There are so many people on the earth using so many of earths resources, eventually the resources will run out and we will all die. Therefore, we need to curb the population as a measure to prevent this from happening.

Do you see how dismal this line of thinking is? It's a *my way or the highway* thinking, there is no in-between or negotiation about this--you either curb the population or die.

There is no talk about how we can cut back on using earths resources, or talk about renewable energy, or any talk on how we can grow the worlds population in harmony with earths precious resources. According to the population control crowd, the time for talking is over, there is only one solution left.

This is what is so sad about the population control crowd: They give their followers NO hope for the future. The future is already written and it doesn't include kids...or adults, for that matter. It's a bleak future that only includes death and despair.

That's the sad reason why Toni Vernelli got sterilized--she wasn't given any hope for the future, only doom and gloom. The population control crowd doesn't care about the environment, if they did, they would be coming up with ideas and hope for the future--a future that includes babies, adults, animals, ect.

The population control crowd are little more than death merchants, selling their idiolistic sickness to gullible people who think they are doing the world a favour. These are the people who should be shouted down and ridiculed, they are causing more harm than good. They also give a bad name to real environmentalists who want to offer the world hope and change, not death and destruction.

NEXT: Nine Rapists of 10 Year Old Girl Set Free

AND--British Lords Want Thick Bread Slices Banned

Al Gore--Endangered Species Killer

Hot off the heals of Live AID We Are The World Farm AID Save The Earth AID 2007, Algore once again shows his credentials as the savior of the universe by having endangered species slaughtered for his own gratification:

ONLY one week after Live Earth, Al Gore's green credentials slipped while hosting his daughter's wedding in Beverly Hills.

Gore and his guests at the weekend ceremony dined on Chilean sea bass - arguably one of the world's most threatened fish species.

Working with non-government organisations, the Humane Society International's focus is now on pursuit of illegal fishing operators who, in the rush to cash in on the highly valued species, plunder stocks with no regard for sustainability.

Then look no further, Algore can be found at any given buffet at any given time. Go arrest his fat ass.

The fat bastard just wanted to see what an endangered fish tasted like, cut tubby a break.

It's bizarre that even I know that Chilean Sea Bass is endangered, yet the saviour of the universe doesn't. I wonder what they served at the bar, Beluga whale blood?

Earth Rapist

Tree-Sitters Are Murdering The Environment

Tree sitting activists protesting the University of California's plan to uproot some trees in order to build a sports training center, have come under fire after one (or more) of the tree sitters decided it a good idea to lop off some branches in order to make more room:

AP) BERKELEY Protesters living in a grove of endangered trees could be accused of vandalism after someone lopped off the tops of a redwood and a cedar to make room for a sleeping berth.

The sitters have sleeping pads, bathroom buckets, books, guitars and food, but authorities said Thursday they may have cut the 40-to 50-foot tall trees to give themselves more room. No one has been cited, and authorities are trying to determine who was responsible.

"The trees are permanently damaged. It's not like the top of the tree is going to grow back," said university official Mitch Celaya, who said the tree tops were apparently chopped more than a month ago.

We are told daily by environmentalists that because we use fossil fuels, drive cars and fly in airplanes, we must purchase carbon credits in order to hide our carbon footprint. Along those same lines, since one of the tree sitters irreparably damaged a giant tree and left a massive negative footprint on the world, shouldn't one of the protesters be killed? It's only fair, I'm sure momma earth would agree, someone should die.

Any volunteers? Buehler?