Obama (pbuh) Is No Fred Flintstone

At a campaign stop at the Pleasant Valley Recreation Center, Pennsylvania, Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh) decided to show off his mad bowling skillz to his legion of brain dead devil worshippers:

Obama's first ball flew well off his hand but also ended up in the gutter. On his second try, he knocked down four pins.

Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37.

"My economic plan is better than my bowling," Obama told fellow bowlers Saturday evening at the Pleasant Valley Recreation Center.

"It has to be," a man called out.

37? Is it actually possible to get a 37 in bowling without being officially classified as handy-capable?

Obama's (pbuh) handlers would be wise to have bumper pads installed in the gutters before he tries bowling again. I would think it rather embarrassing for a grown man to get 20 points less in bowling than the drooling special-needs kid two lanes down who thinks his bowling ball is an IPod Touch.

Let's face it, Allah would not be amused.