Overthrow the Mayor!

The election laws in Mitchieville are clear and direct. Whenever there is a provincial or federal election, there is an election in Mitchieville. Now that Harper has thrown down the federal gauntlet, the same happens here!

Are you not tired of the same old same old rule of Mayor Mitch and his gang of cronies? He only won by one vote last time. He is tired. He is distracted by romance. He has no hair. Who needs reasons when there are emotionally charged innuendo?

Whose hands would you have searching your pockets? The answer is Fenris Badwulf.

Whose cronies would you have replace the current lot? The answer is Fenris Badwulf.

Whose ink do you want on the cheques written by a strong central authority? The answer is Fenris Badwulf.

Who would lead a better collectivist organization? The answer is Fenris Badwulf.

Endorsements for Fenris Badwulf: 'There can only be one head for the octopus, although it has eight arms' Emperor Shang, industrialist and inventor of the Remote Control Punishment Taser.


Secret Societies for Fenris Badwulf: In addition to our good works in expediting human organ transplants, The Brotherhood of the Steel Rat supports Brother Fenris Badwulf for Mayor of Mitchieville. Hurrah!


Working man on the street supports Fenris Badwulf: I have never worked for Fenris as a telemarketer. He is my personal choice and would make the best Mayor. Overthrow Mayor Mitch, who has no hair!


The campaign has begun. What has Mayor Mitch done lately? Is he asleep at the wheel? Are You, the People of Mitchieville being looked after?


I, Fenris Badwulf, candidate for Mayor of Mitchieville, wrote this