Inside Mitchieville - August 31, 2008

Loyal readers of Mitchieville may have noticed a certain lack of Friday Night Flesh posts. This is because I put too much salt peter in the staff drinking water. Perhaps a quick peek at my ruthlessly efficient office assistant, Sonjia DeSade (whose hair is black this week), will act to fill the void. I must say, the red latex ensemble does go well with her current color of hair. Sonjia DeSade is a feminist, and holds down several paid positions to that effect. Although, as the philosopher Samantha Fox once said, that could be fun * .

Never one to shirk responsibility, Mitchieville embraces alternate cultural solutions to our health care crisis. Here, an eastern european practice called something or the other, is used to make hysterical, neurotics feel better. You too can experience this safe alternate to lorazepam derived pharmaceuticals when you patronize the Fenris Badwulf Dojo of Psychoanalysis. I am always happy to take your money.




Let this serve as a warning to you. This unfortunate can only be identified by the Che Guevara shirt he was wearing before he burst into flames. Maybe it was a modifed microwave device, tuned to human skin. Whatever, he caught on fire. Whoosh!. Luckilly, a journalist was on hand to film his incineration, so we can all learn from his example.


This inspiring wall mural decorates one of the phone rooms at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. It captures the spirit of obstacle handling quite well, do you not think?



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Another one of those pictures that I use to trigger post-hypnotic suggestions. Neat, eh? If you take a my Hypnosis and Telemarketing course at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. you can learn all about how to pre-program your employees for superior results, inter-management sex, and counter-competitor missions. I like the snake theme, too.



I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.