Off to war, I go.

Certainly the Latin is so much better than the English. And what better language than Latin to express the wholesome pre-Christian culture that is resurrecting out of the suppressed and taxed remnants of our most not politically correct culture…

Those whose veins burn with the teachings of Marx are happy. You can feel the fire, feel the heat radiate out from them. They have tumbled down Christ, his Church, his morals, the family, and the high esteem of the divine. Those weak Christians are now weak Pagans. Indeed, you can feel the Marxists burn.

Now, that we celebrate the non-Christianismisms, our burning Marxists village peoples can now celebrate pagan, non-Christian cultural expressions. This they have brought down upon their own heads, and the fruit of this tree they are going to eat. I am going to make them eat it. That’s the pagan thing to do.

Before my tribe was Christian, we were happy, carefree agriculturalists who planted crops in the spring, harvested in the fall, and ate well in the winter. During the other times, my pagan ancestors made war on their neighbours. We took their property by force, we took their women, and we burnt their dwellings. For variety, we accepted large gifts of silver, gold, precious stones, cloth, whiskey, and food in exchange for not warring upon them that particular fiscal year. Unlike Christians, pagans believe that war is fun, that crushing the weak and taking the food of hungry villagers is, well, just plain good sense.

Now, not all pagans believe this. Nope. And when you gather in the lunch room, and actually hear what the proletarians are speaking, will you hear them whisper about the virtue of caring for the sick, or will they whisper about their anger at being taxed for the plantation that they will never have? Grit their teeth about the apology that is spurned, like some chieftan of the blood of Ragnar Hairybreeks whose blood guilt contract has been ignored, abjured, or besmirched? Will the burning Marxists every turn aside from their own smouldering, to see that their co-workers are not docile sheep of Christ, but plump Vikings looking for plunder to pay for their vacations in Cuba? Ah, plunder!

What a great, politically correct idea! We can subjugate other, weaker nations. This would help pay for our health care system. Their tribute could fund homeless shelters. The weak could pay for the social welfare system of the strong. What Viking-Canadian could resist that? What Assyrian-Canadian could argue against his own cultural norms by disagreeing with a foreign policy made in the style of Ninevah? Let Nebuchadrezzar the Great * be our guide. After all, George Bush is so much worse than him. Indeed, you burning Marxists, I pray to Set, the Snake God, that you find out first hand if this is true. Lucky, lucky you.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this

xpd Mitchieville, DustMyBroom