Mugshot Of The Week

If you ever have to do any time in prison, one thing to remember is that it is essential to establish cred. This cred I am talking about is actually an abbreviation of *credibility*. It's essential to establish cred because if you don't you will get pushed around, disrespected, and become a bunk muffin by large men named LeShawn.

The best way to establish cred is to either find a big guy on the range and punch him in the head until his face looks like a thrown-up bowl of Alpo, or, shiv someone repeatedly. Both work, because you will forever be known as a psycho, like Heather Mallick, and no one in the world, likes or trusts a psycho.

Having said that, the character in the picture took psycho up a level and has already established prison cred without ever having to throw a punch or stab a thief. If wearing underwear around your neck doesn't give you immediate psycho prison cred, that bizarre tuft of hair held together by a lacy hairband certainly will. That shit works better than walking around the range with a pantload of poo while singing Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head in a falsetto voice. You're just going to have to trust me on that one.