Heather Mallick Has Become Unglued

Self-proclaimed feminist and left wing writer for the CBC, Heather Mallick spews her venom and hatred in an article regarding the upcoming American election:

I assume John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential partner in a fit of pique because the Republican money men refused to let him have the stuffed male shirt he really wanted. She added nothing to the ticket that the Republicans didn't already have sewn up, the white trash vote, the demographic that sullies America's name inside and outside its borders yet has such a curious appeal for the right.

So why do it?

It's possible that Republican men, sexual inadequates that they are, really believe that women will vote for a woman just because she's a woman. They're unfamiliar with our true natures. Do they think vaginas call out to each other in the jungle night?

Palin was not a sure choice, not even for the stolidly Republican ladies branch of Citizens for a Tackier America. No, she isn't even female really. She's a type, and she comes in male form too.

John Doyle, the cleverest critic in Canada, comes right out and calls Palin an Alaska hillbilly. Damn his eyes, I wish I'd had the wit to come up with it first. It's safer than "white trash" but I'll pluck safety out of the nettle danger. Or something.

The article continues bashing American Conservatives, and by extension, Canadian Conservatives, until mercifully, after about 1000 words, it ends.

Upon first blush, it would be easy for any Conservative to be upset about what Heather Mallick wrote. That is until you have a look at what Heather Mallick is about. Mallick really seems to hate Sarah Palin, but after comparing Heather Mallick and Sarah Palin, it's obvious why Mallick has such deep hatred.

Sarah Palin--The first woman to run on a Republican Presidential ticket.
Heather Mallick--Was a copy editor

Sarah Palin--On August 27, Palin signed a bill to give a Canadian company a license and $500 million in government subsidies to build a pipeline connecting natural gas fields in Alaska's North Slope with existing infrastructure in Canada and to the continental U.S.
Heather Mallick--Wrote a monthly column for Chatelaine magazine

Sarah Palin--Was crowned Miss Wasilla — and Miss Congeniality — and went on to compete in the Miss Alaska contest, where she came in second.
Heather Mallick--Look at her picture and figure out how many beauty pageants she's been in.

Sarah Palin--served two terms on the Wasilla, Alaska city council from 1992 to 1996, then won two terms as mayor of Wasilla from 1996 to 2002.
Heather Mallick--In October 2007, Mallick gave the 2nd annual Mel Hurtig Lecture on the Future of Canada

Sarah Palin--she chaired and served as Ethics Supervisor of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004.
Heather Palin--her first book, Pearls in Vinegar, was a modern version of the tenth-century Japanese pillow-book diary of Shei Shonagon.

Sarah Palin--Palin and her husband, Todd, have five children.
Heather Mallick--Has a barren womb

Sarah Palin--Elected governor of Alaska in November 2006, Palin became the first woman and the youngest person to hold the office.
Heather Mallick--Isn't as old as she looks

Sarah Palin--In 2006, running on a clean-government platform, Palin defeated Frank Murkowski in the Republican gubernatorial primary
Heather Mallick--writes for the taxpayer subsidized CBC, therefore, receives taxpayer money for a living

In other words, Heather Mallick is nothing more that a jealous psychopath. While Heather sips lattes and writes books about things no-one in God's green earth cares about, all the while sucking on the government teet, writing pithy crap that only Smart car drivers and social rejects *get*, a real woman is running for VP of the most important country in the world, raising a family, and making a difference. And to boot, Sarah Palin is lovely looking while Mallick looks like someone was sharpening knives on her face.

Heather Mallick, you fail, and fail miserably. Now go crawl back into your shit smelling hole and die. You hag.

Heather Mallick--the joke is on us