Take a Paedophile To The Movies!

And let's not forget about the rapists, too. Movies, theatre, art galleries, peds and rapists rejoice, it's all on the British taxpayers dime:

FURY erupted last night over plans to send convicted paedophiles and rapists on trips to the cinema and art galleries.

The scheme will cost taxpayers £12,000 for every pervert signed up for the “ridiculous jolly outings”.

They will be assigned “friends” and can look forward to meals out and afternoons at the pictures.

Police and probation officers hope the project will help offenders – including dangerous child abusers – be rehabilitated to rejoin society.

You may want to pay special attention to the dude sitting next to your kid the next time you see Narnia.

For those of you unenlightened slobs that tend to judge the rehabilitated unrehabilatatives of society, I ask you to stop. Rapists and peds are peoples too. All they want is the chance to go to a movie, eat some popcorn, have a soda, perhaps some delicious Nibs, and maybe, if everything goes to plan, grope your child and rape your wife. Other than that though, I can't see the problem with this.

Lights--Camera--Rape