City Shorts--They Are All The Rage

Australia, the country that has given the world such fashions as the The Driza-Bone coat, the Crocodile Dundee Bush hat, and of course every hairy man's favourite--the Speedo, is now attempting to bring back an old Aussie Favourite: The City Shorts:

The "city short" is the hottest tip for this year's men's summer fashion.

The new-look city short has already been clocked on the men of London and New York this year and will be one of the latest looks at The Ultimate Men's Runway Show tonight.

"Anybody over the age of 35 will remember men used to go to work with shorts and long white socks and the accessory to go with that was the pen to stick in the side of the sock," said Peter Holder, of ACP's Men's Lifestyle.

Ah yes, I remember the city shorts well. I remember my mates and I use to sport the City Shorts back in 19 diggity doo. Chad, Biff and I use to go to the marina with our dates--Porche, Millicent, and Parnel, and sit on my 300' yacht--The Emerald Peanut--the women drinking Cinnamon Dolce Frappuccino Blended Coffee and us men drinking wine spritzers. Oh the stories I could tell. I remember laughing at Chad one time because he had his sweater vest inadvertently tucked inside his plaid City Shorts, he looked like such a commoner! I laughed so hard my pipe nearly fell onto my tennis sneakers. Anyway, to make a long story short, we looked like a bunch of fags, and you will to if you wear City Shorts.

Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy, Oye Oye Oye!