I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

I know that Mitchievillian's were big fans of my award-winning segment, "What The Devil Is In Their Anus?", but there are only so many x-rays online of things people have hooped, so I have decided to pen another series of posts that incorporate x-rays and things people have swallowed, but without the anus part. Still though, this might just be good. Or not.

There are basically three types of dogs: Sniffers, humpers, and chewers. Ozzie the dog is definitely in the chewer category. Actually, he's more in the swallowing without chewing class--kind of like Rosie O'Donnel at Kelsey's All-You-Can-Eat Rib night every Tuesday:

The seven-month-old pooch was play fighting with another dog over the bath toy, but when he began losing he preferred swallowing the plastic prize to giving it up.

His owner Adam Townsend of Cubbington said: "I just couldn't believe my eyes."

"We operated to remove the duck and Ozzie was back to his usual energetic self in no time."

Vet Hannah Ferguson, who followed up Ozzie's treatment, said: "It's not uncommon for dogs to swallow strange objects, although they tend to chew them into little bits first.

"We did once have a Labrador which swallowed its entire bed, but Ozzie's is certainly the most entertaining x-ray we've ever seen."

That story is a little hard to swallow hahahaha. I'd like to believe it, but there's too much to chew on hahahaha. Taking a dog with a stomach full of ducky to see a quack? hahahaha. When was Ozzie admitted to hospital, at the quack of dawn? hahahaha. How did the doctors know what kind of duck it was, were they *a peking*? hahahaha. Do you know what the doctors gave the dog after they operated on it? A bill, hahahahaha. I hear to make Ozzie feel better the nurses gave it quackers and milk hahahahaha.

This is quacking me up