Crisis in Mitchieville
Inadequate preparations for forseeable conflict has nearly led to the complete destruction of Mitchieville. Fenris Badwulf, unlike Lisa and what's his name, 'The Mayor', has made preparations at the Centralist Library of Michieville to maintain full service in the event of Total War.
Is there a gas mask for you or your child available in your public library? Blame Harper for inadequate gas warfare spending! How many useful technicians can find shelter in a prepared underground accomodations? Are you useful to a Total War economy ?
Where is the spending? You, the scum who do not live in Mitchieville, should be slaves to create spending money for You, the People of Mitchieville. I say we crush them as taxpayers! Let Mitchieville be the city of the Taxspending Aristocracy! Here, the ruling elite will live in a town of luxury, and abandonment to the pleasures of Set, the Snake God.
der Volkssekonomikonwaffernfabriken is a word in a Germanic Dialect. Under my ruthless administration, the Ministry of Re-Education has managed to scrape together the funding for a combat battalion of combat troops. You, the People of Mitchieville, can rest assured that only an American assualt of brigade strength or more (without air power), could fight their way in bloody urban hand to hand combat through the smouldering, corpse-strewn rubble of The City of Toronto.
Ask about our magazines. Our Centralist Authority Library of Mitchieville has access by deep, hardened tunnels to vast magazines of weapons, food, and ammunition. Our immediate Shockfronte strength is only this modest legion of Mongol mutants. But underneath, yes, deep into the grey shale beneath Mitchieville, exists a large storage arsenal, prepared to equip a brave corps of cannon fodder. That is 100,000 souls, fed to the Sunday afternoon appetite of the War God Thor, and this buddy, Wotan.
The competition is unprepared. No more what's his name, 'The Mayor'. Lisa never speaks ever about military preparedness for municipal services. Why? I have acted, because I cared. I have Mongol mercenaries, they do not.
I, Fenris Badwulf, candidate for Mayor of Mitchieville, wrote this.
Is there a gas mask for you or your child available in your public library? Blame Harper for inadequate gas warfare spending! How many useful technicians can find shelter in a prepared underground accomodations? Are you useful to a Total War economy ?
Where is the spending? You, the scum who do not live in Mitchieville, should be slaves to create spending money for You, the People of Mitchieville. I say we crush them as taxpayers! Let Mitchieville be the city of the Taxspending Aristocracy! Here, the ruling elite will live in a town of luxury, and abandonment to the pleasures of Set, the Snake God.
der Volkssekonomikonwaffernfabriken is a word in a Germanic Dialect. Under my ruthless administration, the Ministry of Re-Education has managed to scrape together the funding for a combat battalion of combat troops. You, the People of Mitchieville, can rest assured that only an American assualt of brigade strength or more (without air power), could fight their way in bloody urban hand to hand combat through the smouldering, corpse-strewn rubble of The City of Toronto.
Ask about our magazines. Our Centralist Authority Library of Mitchieville has access by deep, hardened tunnels to vast magazines of weapons, food, and ammunition. Our immediate Shockfronte strength is only this modest legion of Mongol mutants. But underneath, yes, deep into the grey shale beneath Mitchieville, exists a large storage arsenal, prepared to equip a brave corps of cannon fodder. That is 100,000 souls, fed to the Sunday afternoon appetite of the War God Thor, and this buddy, Wotan.
The competition is unprepared. No more what's his name, 'The Mayor'. Lisa never speaks ever about military preparedness for municipal services. Why? I have acted, because I cared. I have Mongol mercenaries, they do not.
I, Fenris Badwulf, candidate for Mayor of Mitchieville, wrote this.
posted by Fenris Badwulf at 6:33 PM
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