Secrets of Mitchieville

I, Sargon the Magnificent, do not much like Fenris Badwulf. Maybe it was the first time he had me drugged, kidnapped, and photographed in a photo montage of embarrassing situations. None the less, I believe that You, the People of Mitchieville should be warned about this snake in your midst. Here is some of his personal, secret correspondence. Vote for Lisa.


MEMO: to: Mayor. from: Fenris

Hey, the campaign is kicking off just like we planned, boss. Send me another 100 large for Quiet money. We can squeeze the feds testicles for more emp equity cash. Lets go Caymans with this loot. 400 large to real estate. 250 large to the cement plant.

MEMO: to: Mayor. from: Fenris

Hey, what? Whose idea was it to let Lisa into the club? Drat. I thought she was out of play. I can go 'consultant' for 30 large. 10 large for a souvenir video. Lets move fast before this gets ugly.

MEMO: to: Mayor. from: Fenris

... this is going to cause trouble. How about another 'opposition' candidate to split the vote? I have a loyal minion in mind. You won't be disappointed. Your price: 115 large...


This shocking insight into the dark mind of Fenris Badwulf is just what you need to hear to realize that neither Fenris nor the Mayor have the moral fibre to assume the leadership of Mitchieville. Vote for Lisa.

I, Sargon the Magnificent, wrote this.

Do not trust this man. Do not let him feed you to snakes.