Secrets of Mitchieville

It is well known that Fenris Badwulf's cut rate, state religion, the Cult of Set, the Snake God, operates a revenge killing and souvenir video racket. Well, Fenris Badulf is just a cheap skate chiseler of those duped clients who took the telemarketers word and bought a telemarketing offer of a revenge killing and souvenir video offer.

Right now, when you buy a revenge killing, you get the option of getting a souvenir video. Telemarketers usually charge 3,000 to 4,500 Canadian dollars for this service. Sure, it is illegal in the United States of America, but with serious underfunding of Canadian municipal bylaw enforcement, let alone standardization of inter-provincial electrical codes, this industry flourishes in most Canadian cities. Many third world countries are attracted to this aspect of Western culture. For many customers of revenge killing telemarketing schemes, the first exposure to Western Civilization that they had was to watch 'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly' in a refugee camp.

And money grubbing telemarketers like Fenris Badwulf are praying on our vulnerable third world cultural Canadians. Pox-Canadians are being chiseled. How does he do this? Just ask a dis-satisfied customer:

My name is Batarang of Etobicoke. Fenris Badwulf is a big meanie chiseler! I have to pay twenty bucks at the local cineplex to go see my souvenir revenge killing video. I have to pay movie theatre prices for popcorn and a drink. I am outraged! Drat that Fenris Badwulf! I am going to support Lisa for Mayor of Mitchieville. The Mayor is a bum.


My name is Wretched, I work for the Toronto Star. The editing on my so-called 'professionally edited' souvenir revenge killing is not top-notch! The laugh track leaves alot to be desired. I am embarassed to take my friends and family to see it. I have been chiseled! Drat that Fenris Badwulf. The Mayor is a bum. I am going to support Lisa for Mayor of Mitchieville. She smells better! Fenris and the Mayor smell of whiskey.




My name is Larry Wombat. The seating at viewings of my souvenir revenge killing video is uncomfortable. I get leg cramps. My ass hurts. Fenris Badwulf and his plastic seats must go! The Mayor is a bum! I want the cushioned seats that I was promised by that telemarketer who lied to me on the phone! Lisa provides cushioned seats. Lisa does not charge movie theatre prices for whiskey. And the popcorn is vegetarian. I am going to support Lisa for Mayor of Mitchieville.


I, Sargon the Magnificent, wrote this. I support Lisa for Mayor of Mitchieville. She has a sexier telemarketing voice.