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Counter-Offensive on Comment-driven criticisms of Secrets of Mitchieville!


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Look, I think we all need to take a step back from the brink, take a deep breath and turn this campaign around before we all resort to statements we can't retract. It is obvious to anybody that the current Mayor is a corrupt, misogynistic, drug and beastiality porn addicted, squirrel-hating, current day King Fish.

I can agree with everything here, up to the point it gets to where it has stuff I do not agree with. Lets concentrate on what everyone agrees with me on, and let us do it now. I agree with this: Fenris Badwulf I support for Mayor of Mitchieville. All else is not as good.

But I ask you all, is that a bad thing? Has that not been the method and maxim of all great and loved Democrat Mayors for generations?

The author of this post is a demogogue. And all demogogues are dangerous to society, says influential thinker Cato the Elder. What follows is a hurtful and mean thing that the internet is known for. My feelings are hurt. I want a hug and cookie. Do not read this:

Likewise, Fenris is patently a shade, having sold his soul to Set the snake god. He no doubt got a good deal, as he seems to have picked up a number of skills that will be extremely useful to municipal budget meetings. Yes, granted, the blood drinking and sacrificing virgins could be seen as negatives, though lets face it, how many virgins can there possibly be left in Mitchiville? Especially considering Fenris's legion of pack raping mongols, tearing helter-skelter through the suburban streets at night.

The basing of our Canadian Secret Police in Canadian Libraries, is a disreputable policy of the Trudeau era. My Mongol hordes are certified first responders, in addition to being genetically reared ruthless killers, in contrast to something else. Where does this guy get off not making a clear choice between Mayor and Fenris? Supporting Lisa is bad Medieval politics. Does this man have a food taster? How about a knife proof shirt?

Which naturally brings us to the fair Lisa. Obviously a virtuous maiden whose on real fault is her unfortunate habit of bathing in the blood of her many and varied victims. Yes she has a prevalence for the homeless and old, which in itself can be seen as a virtue. Honestly, when was the last time you saw a homeless person on the streets. The social workers of Mitchieville get into fistfights over any one even slightly downtrodden. And that has significantly added to the street entertainment in our fair civic environment.

Yes, her hunting parties have gotten a tad out of hand, though personally I blame Fox for this. Once they bought the rights to broadcast the hunts, it was only a matter of time before they had to start 'creating' a few more interesting homeless people. Can I also point out that Mike Moore is NOT homeless, even though he looks like it. Come on Lisa, if you keep shooting lumps off the fat retard, who is going to make movies that make conservatives get off their arses to go and vote every election cycle.

What is this weakling talk? Total war is not to be avoided, but sought out. Why not us first, this time? Hmmmm. Let our unemployed have high paying union jobs making weapons. The advancement of our national agenda of Pillage and Conquest is not to be criticized lightly. Who are you to question a large, powerful economic power? You are a worm. Silence your yap, and hope you arrested by night and made into animal feed. This happens all the time when these sort of people are criticised.

So please, lets all take a step back from the brink. All candidates have assets they can bring to the job. It doesn't mean we can't remain friends. Additionally Mr Mayor, I would suggest you hold off opening the Mitchiville Failed Despot and foolish Traitors Re-education Gulag and child care centre until After the election, as it may give the wrong idea.

Obviously, nobody told this one what 'proscription list' means, and who's sort of neck is likely to grace the table at the Mongol Hordes buffet? This one's loyalty to outmoded realities is quaint. When the midnight arrests begin, he might have an attitude adjustment. I am sure he is not on Lisa's contribution to the Elections Canada proscription list, but what about the Mayor's, or mine? Hmmmmm.

Regardless, Canada and Canadians should prepare for Total War. We should be building bomb shelters, not arts funding. Toronto is vulnerable to amphibious assault. Where is the necessary funding, Harper?

Coastal Defences for Mitchieville, Now!

I, Fenris Badwulf, Leader of the Mongol Hordes, wrote this. Pay attention!