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Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Do What Your Man Tells You--Or Else

A self-help book that basically tells women to obey everything a man says, has become a bestseller in the US. According to the author of The Re-education Of The Female, Dante Moore--
women should wear sexy clothes while doing the cooking and cleaning.

One piece of advice reads: "Men never really ask for anything. They command. And believe me, what you won't do, 10 broads around the corner will."

Advising women to stay slim to attract men, Moore also writes: "When you go to the grocery store to shop, do you pick out the nastiest-looking, most rotten, smelliest fruit or meat you can find?

"Oh you don't? Why not? It's the same with men when they see ... baby elephant-sized, out-of-shape women."
I suppose if your fetish is to have small appliances smashed against your skull, then follow every last bit of advice this guy gives. As for me, I've grown rather fond of my testicles, and would much rather have them hanging betwixt my thighs than in the mirror of TLDG's Honda Civic.

What says you?

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