Little Linkie Love

I was driving my massive SUV to City Hall today, and I was about to make a right onto The Mayor Blvd when I had to stop to let this enormous woman cross the street. I had to mention she was enormous because without that visual in your head, this story aint worth shit. Anyway, this lady was topping the scales at about 275, and she was wearing these pajama-type shorts, really tight and slick. However, they were hanging down about 8" too much, so you could see, as plain as day, the pink g-string underwear her enormous ass was carrying. It's not often I get gag-reflux, but today was the exception. To boot, she was like 50 or something, and I still haven't gotten over it. I had to shove spikes into my eye sockets so my eyes didn't try to escape. Like I can blame them, the poor bastards.

If you are judging the American Presidential contest by experience, then the Tale of the Tape: Sarah Palin vs. Barack Obama chart, should shed some light on who is more fit for the job.

Although the C-String site is technically SFW, you better err on the side of caution and wait until your boss turns his back before opening up the page.

I may have posted this before, but even so it's worth a look again--it's a bunch of bikers doing some fancy bike maneuvers. Sure, it sounds dull as Obama's head, but it's actually pretty great.

DINO has the extensive list of all the food products recalled by Maple Leaf. Even if you are not from Canada, you should have a look at this list and the companies Maple Leaf owns--it's freaking amazing.

How long does it take to assemble a rifle? If you are this 11 year old girl, not too long at all.