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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

You Were A Beautiful Baby

If your birthday falls on July 1st, you share the same birthday with Canada. Although Canada is 141 years old today, it doesn't look a day over 120. July 1 is a popular day to be born, 9 months previous there must have been some sort of international insemination contest being run.

1916--Olivia de Havilland--Actress, Oscar winner, old bat
1952--Dan Aykroyd--actor, Canadian
1961--Princess Di
1967--Pamela Anderson--Actress, whore, PETA slut
1977--Liv Tyler--Actress
1961--Michelle Wright--(country singer-Canadian)
1934--Jamie Farr (Jameel Farah)--actor

Your personal ruling planets are Moon and Sun.

It's quite remarkable that being ruled by the Sun, you would feel any form of depression at all. But it is true. You oscillate between the optimum and dynamic and determined energy of the Sun to the receptive and self doubting lunarian who lets things get to you. You have a complex emotional nature - usually through an overindulgence in giving to others - but from confused motives. If you truly want to help the world you must help yourself first. You inwardly possess an aspiring spirit with considerable restlessness. You are capable of profound insights and may be better off acting on first hunches.

Your lucky colours are copper and gold.

Your lucky gem is Ruby.

Your lucky days of the week are Sunday, Monday and Thursday.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 1, 10, 19, 28, 37,46,55,64,73 and 82.

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