Victory Coffee - (30/06/08)

Oh, happy workers! What a great day to spend away from working at work to spend working at home!

Advance the cause of the taxspenders by attacking your compost pile! Sip your Victory Coffee * and sort through the precious organic material and search for forbidden items, like batteries, metal, and glass! Canada is a disarmed taxspenders paradise.


You have enjoyed your extra fifteen minuites sleep on this holiday which celebrates the Racist Shithole of Canada! Now, turn your mind to those whom you support with your taxes. They have no work to do, and are asleep while you pick through your compost. Their taxspender caregivers are denied the happiness that comes from hand sorting compost.

Todays privilege token is blue! Efficient workers who pass compost inspection will get a blue privilege token! You can use it to get an extra bottle of water.

Sing the Mitchieville Victory Song * , you are so happy to work and pay taxes to support those who sleep while you work!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this because I care.