Little Linkie Love

I was in a fast food joint today and my total for the food came to $9.02. I handed the young lady a 10 spot and reached into my pocket to pull out my change. I only had one penny so I said to her that we can split the difference. She smiled, then proceeded to hand me 99 cents. So I said, "You're joking, right?" Nope, it was no joke. She told me that my change was 99 cents. I asked her if they had a *leave a penny, take a penny jar*, but she said they didn't. I tried one last time, "You're not going to actually fill my pockets with all that change, are you? Give a guy a break". She proceeded to tell me that since I didn't have exact change there was nothing she could do.

No problem. Before I put the change in my pocket, I decided to count what she gave me. Well, it turns out she shorted me by one penny, the little Einstein gave me 98 cents. This breathed new life into our conversation. I said to her, "You gave me 98 cents instead of 99 cents". Check this out--she said, "It's only a pe.....". What? What's that sweetheart? You were about to say it's only a penny, weren't you, you little rat?

Funny, it's life and death for this snotty little broad to get every last penny out of me, but when the tables are turned, all of a sudden the little heathen is fast and loose with the copper. Not on my watch, Britney, not on my watch.

If you have ever tried to fly an RC helicopter before, you will know how hard it is. I've never tried to fly one, nor am I interested in flying one. However, this dude has some seriously mad skills (notice I spelled skills without a Z as the last letter?)

If you have a few hours to kill and a bunch of braincells you are no longer in need of, then I suggest 20 of the Most Amazing Short Animations.

If you have not yet viewed the pictures of Mars that were released a few days ago, take a minute and review them. It is most pleasing.

Some folks would undoubtedly find the Best Kisses site very cute. I, on the other hand, only go there to make sure there aren't any pictures of TLDG making out with some dude---like dmorris. Ya, that's right, I have my good eye on both of you!

If you are a fan of Star Trek (a simple way to find out is look to the left and right of where you are--are there any women beside you? No? Then you are most likely a Star Trek fan)--anyway, take the 20 question Star Trek quiz and may the force be with you--or live long and prosper--or Nanu nanu, or whatever you people say.