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Thursday, June 26, 2008

You Were A Beautiful Baby

There are many birthday boys and girls today, and some of them include:
Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick (1980--animal abuser and unemployed hack)
"Rushmore" actor Jason Schwartzman (1980--ugly dufuss from Huckabee)
New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter (1974--girlie man)
country singer Gretchen Wilson (1973--in picture, quasi hot)
record producer Irv Gotti (1970--produces rap and various other garbage)
actor Chris O'Donnell (1970)
Radiohead bassist Colin Greenwood (1969)
"The Kids In The Hall" actor Mark McKinney (1959--I know this guy)
singer Chris Isaak (1956--some sort of musician)
The Clash guitarist Mick Jones (1955)
Brazilian singer/songwriter Gilberto Gil (1942)
"The Lone Ranger" actor Jay Silverheels (1912; d. 1980)
Hungarian-born actor Peter Lorre (1904; d. 1964).
Your personal ruling planets are Moon and Saturn.

You exhibit such self control and restraint of emotions that your path is often lonely and painful, though others may not know it. As the moon has rulership over females and one's mother in particular, it is quite likely that some of the issues needing resolution stem from some early separation or lack of nurturing from that person.

You have the capacity for concentrated thought and application of will to a pre-determined goal and though your work may not always fulfil emotionally, successes will nevertheless be there. Both in work and personal life the advice for you is that if you require help, or love, simply ask for it. You will be surprised to see how accommodating people are of your needs.

Your lucky colours are deep blue and black.

Your lucky gems are blue sapphire, lapis lazuli and amethyst.

Your lucky days of the week are Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 8, 17, 26, 35, 44, 53, 62, 71.

posted by The Mayor at 7:21 AM

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