What's In The Mayor's Lunch Today?

If you guessed that The Mayor had anything other than a ham and Swiss on rye, a juice box of OJ, a bottle of water, some wedding cake and a Swiss roll, in his lunch last week, then you sir/madam, were incorrect. Or, you may have been partially correct.

Some folks have pointed out that the lunches I have packed the last several weeks are not very nutritious. Others have pointed out that my lunches are bland and weak. Some of you have pointed out that I am a mountain of a man and if I wanted to I could probably smite the whole damn bunch of you. I will answer all three of these responses accordingly: 1) fuck you 2) fuck you 3) you are wise.

Lettuce (haha, I meant let us) have a look at the revised totals for our little game:

Chris Taylor --1/5 = 245 carbon credits
Todd --0/5 = 220 carbon credits
Larry--1/5 = 220 credits
Dmorris--1/5 = 140 credits
Nancy 1/5 = 105 carbon credits
Linds 1/5 = 95 carbon credits <----- VERY pregnant
Rhebner 0/5 = 85 carbon credits
Cudgel--0/5= 56.8481 carbon credits
Reg--0/5 = 75 carbon credits
Mech Eng--0/5 = 45 credits
J.M. Heinrichs 0/5 = 45 carbon credits
Darren 0/5 = 45 carbon credits 55 carbon credits
Polska 1/5 45 carbon credits
Mr Fortner--30 Credits
Daily Bayonet--0/5 = 30 credits 30 credits
Fenris Badwulf--0/5 = 30 credits
OMMAG 0/5 = 30 carbon credits
Dino 1/5 30 credits
Frozen Tex 20 carbon credits
Dave (new player) 1/5 20 Credits

A few things to note this week: I'm surprised not more of you clued in that I would bring wedding cake with me for lunch last week considering I got married but a few days before that. Secondly, Larry is now ties with Todd (who didn't play), meaning, Todd is sinking faster than the Titanic and Larry is but a few points away from top spot. and finally, considering that cudgel hasn't actually answered one question correctly out of all the games we have played, he is doing quite well.

This week, I have three things in my lunch and all of them are worth 10 points each. I'll give you a hint as to what two of them are: One of them is of a juice box variety and I also have a sandwich.

Good luck to you all, we are near the finish line. This is a race that will go down in the annals of blog history (haha, that word is close to anal)