Sports Week In Mitchieville

Pretty much every living being in the world loves sports. Whether it be kicking around the hallowed out skull of a political prisoner and calling it soccer, like our smelly brothers and stinky sisters of Khackmanistan, or spearing poodles and kittens like the North Vietnamese do and calling it the javelin toss, we are a planet of sports-minded people.

As for me? My favourite sport consists of watching giant nippled cross dressers pump iron. Isn't that a little gay, you ask? Do not judge me lest thou be judged, you fucking bigot.