Sports Week In Mitchieville

That could possibly be the most demented expression I have ever seen at any sporting event. EVEN baseball.

Sports Week In Mitchieville

Ball 2!

For some reason, when a guy gets hit in the nuts, some people tend to think that's a hardy harr harr laugh-riot. Think of all the movies and TV blooper shows where they use that gag, and then think of how the audience reacted when they saw it. Usually the audience laughs so hard you would think that they would need an oxygen tank to catch their breath. Well, getting hit it the balls is no laughing matter. Unless you think that testicles being shoved up into a person's stomach while they gag for a breath of air is funny. Hehe, okay, maybe it's a little funny, but let's face it, you are intolerant and I know for a fact that you're a bigot. Don't deny it, I have pictures.

Sports Week In Mitchieville

Pretty much every living being in the world loves sports. Whether it be kicking around the hallowed out skull of a political prisoner and calling it soccer, like our smelly brothers and stinky sisters of Khackmanistan, or spearing poodles and kittens like the North Vietnamese do and calling it the javelin toss, we are a planet of sports-minded people.

As for me? My favourite sport consists of watching giant nippled cross dressers pump iron. Isn't that a little gay, you ask? Do not judge me lest thou be judged, you fucking bigot.