Are Women Bigger Liars Than Men?

Susan Shapiro Barash, author of "Little White Lies, Deep Dark Secrets: The Truth About Why Women Lie," interviewed 500 women nationwide who answered her Craigslist ads seeking females to confide what they fib about. And this is some of what she found:

* 75 percent lie about how much money they spend.

* 50 percent harbor "mixed feelings about mothering."

* More than 60 percent cheated on their husbands.

Women read Craigslist? There's lie #1.

I'm not so annoyed that some women lie about how much money they spend, or that they have mixed feelings about mothering, or even if they cheat. What annoys me is that some idjit can sub-title a book, *The Truth About Why Women Lie*, and not tell one new reason, or even have a tad bit of fresh perspective about why women actually lie, and yet still manage to get their name plastered all over the New York Post.

It's like me writing a book entitled, "Why Men Cheat: The Truth About Why Men Cheat", and then go on to say men cheat because it makes their cocks feel good. And then I go into endless crap stories about different guys around Canada who cheated on their gal and their stupid excuses and boring fucking war stories.

Bring something new to the table Susan Insert Hyphenated Name Here Barash. Your old rehashed nonsense is as boring as my Grandpa’s stories about when he went and bought penny candy from Woolworth's in Nineteen Dickety Doo.

Booooring.