Last Call For Alcohol

As part of an investigation into middle-class drinking habits conducted by ITV's Tonight programme, the producers of said program hooked up with Anne Collins, (picture in article) a 52 year old drunkard ( a drunkard to the tune of 45-plus units of alcohol a week) and digitally aged her by 25 years. The results are below.


How did Anne react when seeing the pictures?

Anne describes the pictures as "horrifying".

Ya well, drunks tend to overreact to everything.

What has this investigation taught us? It has taught us that old drunken women don't brush their hair. It has taught us that drunken women don't smile and tend to wear ugly cardigans. It has taught us that drunken women with bad taste in clothing should cover up their necks.

At age 77, most men are half blind anyway, so whether your wife looks like a crinkled up old newspaper or whether she looks like a slightly less crinkled up old newspaper, it matters not a difference. If TLDG looks anything like either one of those pictures when she's 77, she better be drunk. Or I better be drunk. Either or, I don't care.

Drink Up, you fox!