Friday Morning Female Flesh

Anyone wanna play connect the dots? (Click to enlarge)



Stuck on what to get your girl for Christmas? Reg has the perfect Christmas gift already figured out for you:




As a gift to our loyal readers I'll be posting a special edition of 'Female Flesh' on Christmas Day and maybe a dirty limerick or two, "There was once a blogger from Nantucket...".

I would love to write more but my family is having our Heteronormative Vimy Ridge Canadian Not Christmas Holiday Celebration tomorrow and I have to whip up big dish of this:



I hope I remember to save room for the Ham, Turkey, Polish Baked Beans, Cabbage Rolls, Potatoes, and Home Made Bread. Burp.