Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week

It doesn't matter that Holace Aurelio Sender has been charged with a felony after allegedly bringing a suitcase with a fake bomb into a diplomatic office on Magnificent Mile in Chicago. It doesn't matter that Holace Aurelio Sender is charged with one count of felony disorderly conduct. Nor does it matter that Holace Aurelio Sender is charged with one count of misdemeanor criminal damage to property.

It doesn't even matter that Holace Aurelio Sender has a misshapen head and that his name is long, dull and stupid. Nope, none of that nitwittery matters a whit. The only thing that matters today is that Holace Aurelio Sender has been given the dubious honour of being Mitchieville's Mugshot (Loser) of the Week.

What does Holace Aurelio Sender get for being the Mugshot (loser) of the Week? Well, personally, I'd like to kick him in the balls and elbow him in his misshapen head, but time, and the law, does not permit me to.

So, all Holace Aurelio Sender gets is the good fortune of being able to grace the pages of the Fifth Bestest Website in Canada, his name said over and over, plus a heaping dose of scorn and ridicule.

Congratulations, numb nuts.