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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Some Idiot is Upset At McDonald's

In case you can't read the sign (because the writing is too small, not because you're stupid), it's a sign in a McDonald's window that says only three kids from a certain high school are allowed in at a time, and all purchased food is for take-out only.

McDonald's ended up taking the sign down after a complaint they received. Here we go:
An Orange County woman is outraged.

She says the Golden Arches is discriminating against kids from Evans High School.

Beverly Campbell says the sign reminds her of 30, 40 years ago when people couldn't order food and now they're telling kids they can order food but they can't come inside to eat.

The owner of the restaurant says Evans High kids are causing him to lose customers.

He says he has problems with vandalism, fighting, he even says he caught some kids rolling joints in the bathroom.
Imagine, she was OUTRAGED! Oh, the outrage of it all! I have never been so outraged in my entire life! Where's the humanity!!!!

Beverly Campbell is a tool. And not a tool with a sharp end, rather, she's a tool like you would find at a Home Depot that caters only to extreme mentally retarded people. Basically, she's like a hammer that has cotton swabs on each end, or a screwdriver that lacks a point. You get my drift, I hope.

I believe when Beverly said, "the sign reminds her of 30, 40 years ago when people couldn't order food", she was referring to a time when blacks couldn't order food because they weren't allowed in restaurants along-side whitey. Well Beverly, the reason McDonald's wants to stop kids from hanging out in their restaurant isn't because they're black, it's because the kids are a bunch of little assholes.

I'm sure Beverly Campbell can relate to that, as she's also a little asshole. Think of it this way: These little pukes are destroying a restaurant day in and day out, taking away people's livelihoods, driving away customers, and idiots like Beverly Campbell are trying to play the race card and making this into something it's not. What's more important here, that people get to enjoy their food in a clean, safe restaurant, or letting pukes in the restaurant because it makes some old fart feel like she's Rosa fucking Parks?

McDonald's should kick some McAss and hire some security guards, and when they're finished cleaning up the mess, they should go to Beverly's house and shake her until she collapses.

Merry Christmas!

posted by The Mayor at 7:11 PM

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