Christmas Morning Female Flesh

It seems like only yesterday that The Mayor asked me to write a 'couple of posts' for Mitchieville but it has been over a year now. Time sure does fly when your having fun. I for one enjoy the daily emails from His Worship berating me for not posting more often. The 3:00AM phone calls from Fenris asking me to bring lye and black garbage bags to the Victoria Park subway station are always fun too. Fenris, what a kidder.



The girl on the left was a Facebook Babe way back in the summer. I sent her an email asking if she would like to be on Mitchieville and if she would like to do a special Christmas Day interview for the readers of our blog. Like so many other women before her, she didn't get back to me. She must have been busy washing her hair, or babysitting, or going away on a seven year pilgrimage to Nepal. High School, good times.

Click on the pic of Patrycja (Patricia in Polish) to make it bigger. The picture that is, perverts. Thank you, Mayor, and Fenris, for keeping me around.

Merry Christmas to you and yours! - Reg

Friday Morning Female Flesh

Anyone wanna play connect the dots? (Click to enlarge)



Stuck on what to get your girl for Christmas? Reg has the perfect Christmas gift already figured out for you:




As a gift to our loyal readers I'll be posting a special edition of 'Female Flesh' on Christmas Day and maybe a dirty limerick or two, "There was once a blogger from Nantucket...".

I would love to write more but my family is having our Heteronormative Vimy Ridge Canadian Not Christmas Holiday Celebration tomorrow and I have to whip up big dish of this:



I hope I remember to save room for the Ham, Turkey, Polish Baked Beans, Cabbage Rolls, Potatoes, and Home Made Bread. Burp.

"It's Been Years Since I've Seen Any Balls"

For a guy in my line of work the week before Christmas doesn’t get any busier so you will have to forgive my lack of all things blogging. Over the next few days I will (or rather hope to) post some of my favourite funny Christmas clips, and on Friday I promise a Female Flesh post that will win back the love and affection of Richard Evans. Till then....

It seems just like yesterday that Alec Baldwin was yelling at his daughter while everything was being recorded on tape. The SNL clip “Schweaty Balls” reminds us of a time before he was a screaming asshole and we all knew and loved Alec. Remember when Alec was ‘Jack Ryan’ and Fred Thompson wasn’t shagging a 30 something year old hottie and running for President, those were the days.