What The Hell Am I?

My Latin name is Daubentonia madagascariensis. I am the world's largest nocturnal primate. I tap on trees to find grubs, then gnaw holes in the wood and insert my elongated middle finger to pull the grubs out. Kind of like Rosie O'Donnel at a pie eating contest. I weigh about 2.5 kilograms, while our females weigh slightly less. Other than weight and sex organs, I exhibit no sexual dimorphism of any kind. Kind of like Richard Simmons, or Stephane Dion. My face is rodent-like, like Ted Kennedy, and my diet consists mostly of nuts, grubs, fruits, nectar, seeds, and fungi.

So, what the hell am I?