Dalai Lama Endorses Mitch For Mayor

In the subtle world of internationally diplomacy the Dalai Lama, Nobel Laureate and revered spiritual leader, has spoke out in strong support of Mitchieville's ex-mayor, our beloved Mitch. Noting the motto for Mitchieville is "Think Globally, Act Locally, and Demand Handouts", the Dalai Lama encouraged Canadians to 'think globally' within hours of arriving in Ottawa yesterday. International diplomats are stunned by this unprecedented foray into Canadian municipal politics by a world leader.

Representatives from the Lisa Campaign were unavailable for comment, though off the record a buff and chiseled black gentleman who went by the name 'XX' conceded that Lisa's short tenure as mayor had been an "abject failure that has earned the scorn of the international community". As of 5pm this evening reporters from Dublin, Ireland confirmed that U2's planned 'Concert Against Lisa' was still in the works, but may be shelved if Lisa was to endorse Mitch. Bono was quotted as saying "Lisa's reign of tyranny and hopeless oppression must end so that I can plan another useless concert for some other lost cause somewhere else in the world", he then added, "I think if U2 was to have an anti-oil sands concert in Fort McMurray this January we could get 250,000 people to attend". Bono then broke down and cried.