Halloween is For Whitey

A poll conducted by Ipsos Reid and the Associated Press, found that minorities and lower income families are less likely to celebrate Halloween that whitey:

Seventy-three percent of whites polled say they'll allow trick-or-treating, while 56 percent of minority respondents said the same. The poll finds that minorities and lower-income people are more likely to be concerned about safety in their neighborhoods.

Sometimes it's hard for me to picture what the world must be like for lower income people, after all, I have mounds and mounds of crisp $20 bills in my wallet at all times. Trickin' in the hood means something completely different than it does in the suburbs. Try knocking on a door in the hood wearing a mask and begging for *something to eat*. You'd be lucky if a crackhead gang-banger doesn't cap your sad ass. After a night of trick or treating in the hood all you have in your bag are a few needles, a crack pipe, maybe a nickle bag of meth and a few shells from a 45.

Trick or trick