Is Global Warming a Karl Rove plot?

Obviously, there is no evidence of Global Warming. So who was the evil mastermind behind the sophisticated deception that cost the Left votes in crucial electons across Western Civilization.

Obviously, it is the evil vast right wing conspiracy that did this. The tradesmen who mounted the sensors (in such ridiculous places like in the vent of an air conditioner, or clothes dryer) are property owning white heteronormative males, not trusted cadre. They were made into enemy agents using rich, fatty foods, and sugary caffeine drinks. It was a plan all along to deceive good hearted people (leftists, of course) and delay the collectivist agenda. Blame the evil right wing conspiracy, not us.

Obviously, The Collectivist Response is to advocate the abandonment of Israel to its Arab enemies, encourage the commitment of a large American army to a long ground war in Africa, and surrender to union wage demands and collective bargaining powers. Then, we did that; Now, we must do this. Now, we must go back to advancing our agenda.

Obviously, our voices must shout out that someone else, and not us, is responsible for this outrage, but that we are still responsible, in all other ways but the bad way, still responsible enough to spend those taxpayer millions. Now is the time for all activists to both ignore and backpedal on this issue. Global Warming is untruth, and untruth brought to us by the ungood secret agents of ungood meanyism.

I, Fenris Badwulf, sent this in by e-mail from my secret command bunker (which features five star accomodations, a staff of fourty, and machine shop to play in), where it was re-transmitted to a surface communication node.