Tori Spelling--9021 0h My God She's Ugly

Tori Spelling was a Pussycat Doll last weekend, whatever that means exactly I have no idea. I do know this though: If Tori Spelling was an item on a Subway sub sandwich board, with Steak sub being the best and Tuna sub being the worst, Tori would rank three spaces below the obscure Dog Shit sub. That's the sub that has sink cloggings as a special topping. Look at the head on that horse, I don't know if I can buy that she was a Pussycat Doll for a weekend, but if someone told me she was the opening act at the Save the Tranny Foundation Gala, then yes, I'd buy it hook, line and sinker.