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It's been two weeks plus a day since I was elected Mayor of Mitchieville. Since that time, we've seen one corrupt recount favoring Fenris and now another recount scheduled for this coming Tuesday. Note that both recounts have been arranged announced by the former Mayor of Mitchieville. At this point, picking one of the candidate's names from a hat would be more democratic than the farce that is masquerading as a popular election here in Mitchieville.

Curfews, price controls and rationing have been imposed since the last recount and these measures are sure to remain in place after the second recount should either Mitch or Fenris be named the master of our collective fates. The OPP have been forced to take time away from the important business of tracking down street racers after a native land claim leading to the occupation of downtown Mitchieville began after the announcement of the second recount.

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