Woman Are From Venus--Trannies Are From Uranus

A man is in prison after stabbing another person who offered him a ride while he was hitching. What makes this case different is that the person giving the man a ride wanted the hitcher to go down on her....errrr him....errrr it...just try to keep up, this is a doozy:

When deputies arrived on the scene they found James Wayne Evans, 43, a hitchhiker who confessed to stabbing the person who gave him a ride and apparently expected something in return.

"Whenever the individual that picked up the hitchhiker wanted more intimacy and that was about to happen, he determined at that point the intimacy would stop," said Fannin County Sheriff Kenneth Moore.

Officials say Evans was hitch hiking down Interstate 30 in Arlington when a white female known only as ‘Angie’ picked him up.

Soon thereafter, the 42-year-old driver invited Evans back to her horse barn just outside of Wolfe City.

When they arrived, the two became intimate, and officials say ‘Angie’ asked Evans to perform oral sex on her.

That’s when they say Evans got quite a surprise.

"(When he did) comply with the female subject, he found out it was in fact not a female, but a male," Sheriff Moore said.

Officials say Evans pulled out a knife and stabbed ‘Angie’-- who is a man-- multiple times.

‘Angie’ was flown to Parkland Hospital where he was treated and released.

Evans was taken into custody and taken to the Fannin County Jail where bond has been set at $50,000.

There are a few lessons to be learned from this. Firstly, never vacation in Texas. Secondly, if you are a male and are hitchhiking and a woman gives you a ride and asks you to perform oral sex on her, the chances of her sporting a cock are about 99.99% of the time. Thirdly, if you are a woman with a cock and give a man a ride and ask him to perform oral sex on you, 99.99% of the time when he finds out you are packing a twig and a couple of berries, he is going to stab you in the face.